MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
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Clever girl.
“New Rule: Colin Firth has to admit that he’s not a human being, but a robot designed by women. He’s handsome, charming, witty, he’s got that accent, and he has a gay best friend. The only way he could be any better is if he ejaculated Hagen-Dazs.
- Bill Maher, in his “New Rules” segment”
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Most people think I’m Danny Glover’s son when they meet me. So when they ask, I say, “No, I’m Crispin Glover’s son.” Then we stare at each other for a long time.
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OH HI
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